The following is a true story. It takes place between the hour of 9:30 and10:30 on May 6th.
Wife: Can you pass me the salt?
Jim: I'm sorry, you've used up your ration of salt until next payday.
Wife: I'm not a Roman Soldier, please pass me the salt.
Jim: (passing the salt), Do you know what must be the world's worst job? Working in a salt mine. You're sweaty, it's sticky, salt is in your eyes...
Mother-in-Law: And think about if you cut yourself!
Jim: Boy, that would sting. Ouch!
Wife: Still, there are advantages to working in a salt mine.
Jim: Free salt?
Wife: That, and no Giant Slug attacks
Jim: That's true. In a salt mine, you would be free of Giant Slug attacks. That's what I love about you - you're a silver lining kind of gal.